THE GENERAL’S MISSING BROOD An Ontological Audit of 1978 Forensic Genomics, Systems Failure, and Absurd Realism in the Cooter Cinematic Universe By K. Brad Barfield Chapter Two Tuesday-Gray Maximum Load The color of the day was not a color so much as a condition. Tuesday-gray was what happened when all variables were within tolerance. It was the shade of systems running exactly as designed, of environments optimized for throughput rather than meaning. It was the color of clipboards, cinderblock