As Calvin Klein—a fixture on FX's Love Story—has said, he's enjoyed many a romantic fantasy in his 83 years. But since 2016, nothing has gotten between Calvin and 37-year-old boyfriend Kevin Baker.

This is not the gold and silver rally you think it is. It's not the 2000s bull market. Definitely not. Can't think about that. It's not 1979 or 1980 yet. No, this is the early '7s. But it may be even ...